A personal message from the CEO

“Hi!

I am Karyn Kinsella, and I am the starter, CEO, cheif consultant & boss bitch of Kinsella Kool Aid 😁

After reading social media & watching some videos I was shocked 🫨🤯 to see that the drinks we give our babies & what we drink ourselves had VACCINES 5G + CHEMTRAILS hidden in there ingredients! I immediately thought “NO!” 👎🙅‍♀️ I am NOT putting THAT in my body!!!!

Because I had a lot of free time to spend at home I got to work in my kitchen making my very own Kinsella Kool Aid based on receipes i found on the internet that other people like me that spend a lot of time at home reading facebook + watching youtube videos do.

My dream is that everyone will get to drink the kinsella Kool Aid! 🙏

I love australia + know that my koolaid can save the nation… ONE NATION going RIGHT!

I am woman here me roar!

live, laugh, love – Karyn 💖”

About Karyn Kinsella

Kinsella Kool-Aid is the brainchild of Karyn Kinsella, long-term stay-at-home aspiring politician turned chief Kool Aid consultant for Kinsella Kool Aid. Karyn has attempted numerous times to be elected into different levels of government without any success, but hopes that investing all her time into Kinsella Kool Aid might change people’s minds.

In the little time she has left after dedicating herself to the Kinsella Kool Aid, Karyn’s hobbies include posting on social media, watching YouTube videos, starting petitions, browsing her local library, and being offended by things she doesn’t personally like and therefore considers to be “anti-Australian” and “woke”.

Karyn Kinsella has an honorary doctorate in medicine and immunisation from the Mickey Mouse University of Life.

Karyn considers herself to be a true-blue, patriotic Australian that loves her country, which is why she likes spending a lot of her time in Bali.

Kinsella Kool Aid Origins

Karyn Kinsella first became aware of the frightening ingredients of common drinks and baby formulas during the COVID-19 lockdown, where she spent months on her smartphone watching YouTube videos. Frustrated that she was spending all of her time at home by government instruction, rather than of her own free choice as she usually did, Karyn spent a lot of her time researching vaccines, 5G and chemtrails on YouTube and Facebook.

It was then that she was horrified to learn that vaccines, 5G and chemtrails can all be found in beverages all throughout Australia. Realising that this could be a great business opportunity, as well as being a way to raise her profile and awareness in the local community, Karyn Kinsella set to work cooking up a baby formula that adults could drink – and thus, Kinsella Kool Aid was born.

Although not initially a success, Karyn has dedicated all of her plentiful and unoccupied free time to the Kinsella Kool Aid, changing the ingredients and consistency constantly until it manages to make the most impact and gains the most attention.

Kinsella Kool Aid has developed a cult following in the true sense of the word, and has tens of fans all over the country, with market research suggesting that has it a particular chord amongst conspiracy theorists, religious fundamentalists, and right-wing extremists, and Karyn is excited for the Kinsella Kool Aid to further expand into these demographics.