The entire Kinsella Koolaid range:
- Is based on a family values recipe (it’s our little secret!)
- Aids sleep (no woke here!)
- Not suitable for vegans and tested on animals (sheep)
- Contains nuts
- Beige flavour and appearance
- Lemon base
- 5G, Chemtrail and Vaccine Free
- Contains Ivermectin
- Approved by a doctor^
- Boomer approved
Original
Kinsella Koolaid Original – based on the tried and true recipes from America and completely cooked.
Extra Beige
For those that want to completely switch off their senses, try the Extra Beige range.
Vanilla
That same old Kinsella Koolaid with that recognisable, uninspiring vanilla flavour.
Extra White
Very similar to our Vanilla flavour, except it’s extra white, to ensure maximum compatibility with our Kinsella Koolaid Kustomers.
Extra Nutty
For those that like their Koolaid to be completely and utterly nutty.
Immunity Boost
With extra ivermectin, Kinsella Koolaid Immunity Boost also helps protect your immunity against made-up diseases such as COVID-19.
Middle-Aged Bitter
Kinsella Koolaid Middle-Aged Bitter is the perfect recipe for those that prefer their Koolaid to have a middle-aged, bitter aftertaste, that can only be achieved by allowing the Koolaid to ferment in a lonely, darkened room devoid of any joy or achievements.
^ The doctor that approved to Kinsella Koolaid may no longer be practicing, registered, or competent.