By purchasing Kinsella Koolaid or becoming a Kinsella Koolaid Konsultant, you can help further our charitable causes.

The Kinsella Anti-Literacy Campaign
Dolly Parton might be giving books out, but at Kinsella Koolaid we think there’s too many books, and which is why we’re campaigning to remove books from the library, and to replace them with Bibles and copies of Donald Trump’s The Art of the Deal, in order to prevent indoctrination.

Kooky Koolaid Kids Camp
We love having fun, and we’re absolutely kooky at Kinsella Koolaid HQ! At the Kooky Koolaid Kids camp, we subject children to a whole weekend of KOOKY FUN, where they get to sit and listen to the Kinsella Koolaid Philosophy, and engage in fun activities like blending-in, and reading all about how the Deep State and New World Order are conspiring with the World Health Organisation to take us hate Jesus by turning us all into transgender, autistic lizard people through vaccines!

The Kinsella Disrespectful Relationships Program
We’re sick of the “woke agenda” pushing respectful relationships on our children, so we’re combatting that by teaching them the value of disrespectful relationships! In our program, children will be deprogrammed through programming them to disregard the importance of consent and to not recognise the signs of abuse and coercive control within relationships, so that they can too enjoy the same traditional, toxic relationships that their parents and grandparents did. It’s the only way to keep kids safe!

Karyn Kinsella’s Election Campaign
Although Karyn Kinsella doesn’t know what fringe party of half-witted lunatics she’s going to stand for next, by buying into the Kinsella Koolaid range, you can help her win a handful of votes at the next election!